cheap shot, motherfucker.: How to treat your girl right.
- Whatever you do, don’t just show up at their house…they run around in their underwear just like we do.
- Don’t cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out.
- Beware of every single…
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So I get a text from an unknown number asking me what to do with the body, I respond with my best advice and wish the number good luck. Turns out it was a friend of mine, who incidentally, was pretty disturbed at my response.
